Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.
No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.
And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.
Riot: GODDAMMIT, VENOM, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. LOOK AT HIM. YOUR TASTE IS GETTING WORSE.
Venom: HE GAVE ME TATER TOTS AND CALLED US “WE” AND “BUDDY.” WE KISSED IN THE FOREST UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WE WILL HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN.
Riot: VENOM, DROP THAT THING RIGHT NOW, I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN. HE SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND FAILURE.
Venom: HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE.
-
-
reasons to put sora in super smash bros. ultimate:
- will piss off nerds
- disney owns the kingdom hearts property and not square-enix so nintendo could license it through them completely bypassing square and there isn’t a damn thing square could do about it except stamp their feet and continue to not let midgar have any music
- the inevitability of there being KH spirits means that mickey mouse and super mario will have appeared in the same product, meeting one of the conditions needed for capitalism to peak and eventually end
- solid snake can beat the shit out of yoshi while simple and clean plays in the background
(via kintatsujo)
-
i love how in FL cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like ‘ohhh they have such ‘’’’’terrible table manners’’’’’’’’ if you know what i mean’ and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals, much less eat human flesh.
and then in sunless sea its like ‘whoops im out of supplies better eat my crew haha’
listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it
(via one-million-cats)
-
remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.
(via hemaris)
-
-
#a form i can psychically tell you would be more comfortable with#bare chest and blue booty shortz
Thank you @kiwisson
I like to imagine both Superman and Batman unconsciously emit a sort of “god I wish everyone was wearing hotpants” telepathic vibe that J’onn picked up on.
be the change you want to see in the world
#I like how supes is like ‘oh a shapeshifter’ while bats is like ‘whAT IN THE S H I T’
Superman: NEAT
Batman: what THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i personally prefer to beleive that both bats and supes both want to be wearing booty shorts themselves bc its fucking HOT wearing a damn wetsuit and a cape but bruce has an image to maintain and clark knows that bruce will fuckin end up crouching creepily over his bed in the night whispering “shorts were a mistake”
But they ARE both wearing booty shorts
They’re just wearing it on top of their pants
Martian Manhunter wouldn’t’ve had to read their minds at all
Just look at them
Poor J'onn probably thought this was just how people dressed on earth
Cape and booty shorts
Probably the only reason he didn’t give himself normal eyes is he saw batman’s mask and was like “ok wholly colored eyes are chill here”
Do you think he debated giving himself little bat ears
What about hair. Did he look at Supes’ luscious locks and consider it, but then looked at Batman’s spikey little head and decided on a middle ground
He’s probably like “oh no am I uncanny valley still”
“Maybe there are two types of earthlings just like there are multiple types of Martians”
“Oh no did I mix the two types and look weird now?”
And batman is over there just
“NOPE SHAPESHIFTERS NOPE I HAVE CHILDREN AT HOME NOOOPE”always figured he based his look on theirs, including that he probably doesn’t know for sure they are wearing pants; their faces could just be a different color from the rest of their skin, after all.
i love the likelihood that he thinks that’s bruce’s real face, since it kinda is.
#superman knows he doesn’t need room to work #batman’s like #UNEXPECTED CONDUCT! #FALL BACK TO BATARANG RANGE! #which is very reasonable and probably why he isn’t dead (via whetstonefires)
(Source: cartoons-asfuk, via jvckvss)
-
View high resolution
Meet the water anole, a small lizard native to the tropics of Central America. While studying these anoles, researchers discovered that they could flee underwater and remain submerged for 16 minutes or more at a time. Curious to see how the lizard manages this feat, they filmed them underwater, discovering that the anole seems to exhale a small bubble that sticks on its face and then re-inhale it.
How exactly this built-in “scuba gear” works is still under investigation, but here’s my guess. Fresh oxygen can diffuse from water into a bubble; some insects use this to breathe underwater. The natural, random motion of molecules tends to cause chemicals to move from areas of high concentration to those of low concentration. But this molecular diffusion is extremely slow. That tiny bubble you see isn’t around long enough for any significant molecular diffusion of fresh oxygen. But what if the surface of the bubble is actually much larger?
Notice the silvery shininess we see on the anole. That’s because most of the lizard isn’t actually wet. The anole is superhydrophobic, so its skin has trapped a thin layer of air that appears to extend over a large part of its body. I think perhaps the anole has fresh oxygen diffusing into the air layer across most of its skin, and the large bubble it inhales and exhales serves as a sort of pump to help draw that fresh oxygen through the air layer and into its body. That could help explain how the anole can stay submerged for so long.
As researchers continue to investigate this little aquanaut, it will be interesting to discover just what its secrets are! (Image and video credit: L. Swierk; via Gizmodo)
#my old ecology prog posted this on facebook today#and this is SO FUCKING COOL
(Source: fuckyeahfluiddynamics, via jvckvss)
-
Artist Turns Scrap Metal Into Animals.
The artist is JK Brown. Please always remember to give credit to artists.
So glad to know the artist of these incredible pieces.
That rattlesnake is fascinating af and creepy af by turns…
-
arcanehellleatherjacket asked: With all the instances of people getting retrieved from the fae, I think it would be pretty interesting to free a person that you aren't looking for. Like there must have been people from before Elsewhere formed that gambled and were lost because of it, so what happened if you tried looking for one of them. What kind of culture shock would someone get from living through something like that?
“You drive a hard bargain,” says the eight-foot-tall lavender-skinned woman dressed in moth’s wings.
“I haven’t even asked for anything-“ you try to say. She cuts you off.
“A hard bargain, but a fair one! I will fulfill my end of it!”
“But I didn’t-“
She raises her voice. “Let no one say I don’t keep my word! It was a good game, after all! A good game! And I will be loathe to give him up!”
“Give who up? We haven’t even finished one game of Jenga-“
“ALTHOUGH IT BREAKS MY HEART TO SAY IT!” She’s shouting to be heard over your protests. “YOU HAVE WON HIS FREEDOM!”
With a curl of smoke and a noise like little bells there’s a guy standing next to her, looking lightly stunned. He looks about your age, but he’s dressed about a century out of fashion. He says, “Elsa?”
She gives him a shove between the shoulder blades. He stumbles forward. “ALAS THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO, HOW FOOLISH I WAS TO BET YOUR FREEDOM MY LOVE, BUT I HAVE BEEN OUTWITTED, I MUST RETURN YOU TO THE WORLD YOU CAME FROM-“
The boy says, “Elsa, baby, are you - are you breaking up with me? Is this you breaking with me?”
This is the point when you leave the room.
I am choking this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day!
